Friday, April 1, 2016

Crying Wolf

Snowflake the white wolf on the trail of a cat in the Blagg-Huey 
Library on the Denton campus. Details available at #AprilFools
Day. April 1, 2016.
As you may be aware, the Blagg-Huey Library on the Denton campus is experiencing an infestation of wasps. To counteract this problem we introduced a nest of spiders. The spiders took care of most of the wasps but alas, came with their own set of challenges--so of course we did the sensible thing and rounded up a number of feral cats and let them loose in the building. The spiders are nearly gone now, but as luck would have it the cats became a little too territorial of the art section. We felt we had no choice but to introduce a pack of wolves to handle the 'cat situation'. 

This is notice that a pack of wolves is now camped out on the first floor of the Blagg-Huey Library. We highly recommend for the time being that patrons use extreme caution near shelved books with call numbers beginning with QL.

To make a long story short, our wasp problem is now a #WolfProblem. Our bad. Please plan accordingly. 

~Jason Mims


Anonymous said...

Cute post! How did you take care of the wolves?

TWU Libraries said...

We’ve reached an understanding. The ground floor is theirs. Hopefully they don’t figure out how to open doors.

Thanks for reading.

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